SMART TOT


She was crying bloody murder.

I told her...

'I know you're hungry and I am going to feed you. But you know you made a little dooty and I can't let you sit on it. You have to let me clean you up and the sooner you let me, the sooner I can give you the bottle. Got it?'

So I turned and grabbed a diaper and when I turned back to her, she had both legs up in the air and she was cooing quietly. Yeah, I do think she got it.

And she was all of 7 days old.