HOW AND WHEN


While we're on the subject of love, here's a test that my friend Antonia sent me yesterday. Quite interesting if you want to know what kind of animal you are in bed... hehe. Reminds me of the Mammal Song by Bloodhound Gang...

You and me, baby we're
blah blah looking mammals
So let's do it like they do it
On Discovery Channel...

Anyway, the test tells me...



You are an Owl!

Reserved and thoughtful, you choose your partners carefully and with caution. You are respected by your partners and are not easily taken advantage of. You are charming and romantic but it takes courage for you to open up to someone sexually. Once you do open up you are an attentive lover and pleasing your partner is more important to you than personal gratification.

Hmmm... I'll reserve my comment on the grounds that it might incriminate me... hehe.

Question: How are air and sex similar?
Answer: Both of them are not really important unless you're not having any.

Hehe... hey, that didn't come from me. That's a line from Kirk Douglas's speech therapist.

Anyway, this isn't really what this entry is entitled for. Before we get into that though...

WARNING: This is not for the frail of heart!

Please consider this warning very seriously because I will not be held responsible for whatever happens in the next three minutes.

Okay little ones. now that we understand that, you may proceed.

HAPPY WEEKEND YOU ALL!!!