"Let's just start with the word 'vagina.' It sounds like an infection at best, maybe a medical instrument: 'Hurry Nurse, bring me the vagina.' 'Vagina.' 'Vagina.' Doesn't matter how many times you say it, it never sounds like a word you want to say. It's a totally ridiculous, completely unsexy word. If you use it during sex, trying to be politically correct - 'Darling, could you stroke my vagina?' - you kill the act right there."

Vagina Monologues, Eve Ensler